Cocaine And Toupees

I've never been a fan of nightmares...

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 09:50:08 -0400

Don't ask, don't tell.

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 23:44:49 -0400

You said the moon was ours

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 22:11:36 -0400

To hell with the day. So 8 month hiatus? I don’t think I can even call it that after one post. Anyways. My love of my life and I feasted on shawarma, and I really came to the conclusion that CHIVALRY IS DEAD. It’s such a shame, because yeah yeah, girls want independance and to be viewed as strong empowered females yadda yadda yadda, but don’t lie, you know all you want is a man to hold the door for you, stick up for you, call you beautiful and not hot or all that junk. Or at least I do, is that so much to ask? I don’t think so. Is it just all men these days? I wouldnt know, I’ve never been a serial dater. Hm. Enlighten me world!

So rich, so pretty...

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 23:24:26 -0400

Best piece of ass in the whole damn city.

This night is going by incredibly slowly. I have to admit, the internet is one of my favourite inventions. Other than Honey And Milk Nivea lip balm. Mmmm.